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Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Tijuana Dance?

A high school jock was fired
from his job as a check out cashier
for constantly yelling;  "I'm Open!"
"I'm Open!"

Posted by Martin Baker at 11:24 PM

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