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Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Drilling For Coil.

An eccentric billionaire goes to
deposit some money in his bank
account. The teller asks him:
"Twin, Queen or Kingsize?"
Posted by Martin Baker at 3:06 AM

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