Coward Johnsons: Chicken Out Time 11 a.m.

Stay at our hotel and we'll throw in the towel.
Bed and Brunch, because we like to sleep in.

Beatles 2013: "Love Meme Do."

Cole Porter 2013:
"I Get A Kickstarter
Out Of You."

Deep House Calls.

Cole Porter 2013:
"I Get A Kickstarter Out Of You."

Diva Las Vegas.

Overheard at a party:
``Nick the barber meet
Serge the electrician.``

Front Row Censor.

A prison started a pizzeria .
Their delivery slogan was:
"There in 45 minutes or we're free."

Esteemed Punk

The city of Grenada, Spain has
named a street Plaza Joe Strummer.
I'd like to visit but should I stay
or should I go?
 

Blessed Before Date.

Overheard at a training camp for
riot police:  "Want to learn how
to use tear gas, water cannon,
and pepper spray?"
"Allow me to demonstrate."

Another S.O.B. story.

Grist for the run of the mill.

Been There, Dundas.

Overheard in a grocery store
check out:  "Sorry, Mister Trump,
but you can't get a million dollars
cashback."

Tijuana Dance?

A high school jock was fired
from his job as a check out cashier
for constantly yelling;  "I'm Open!"
"I'm Open!"

Is There A Doctorate In The House?

Overheard in a hospital cafeteria:
"I'll have just what the doctor ordered."
"Your Placebo or mine?"

Drilling For Coil.

An eccentric billionaire goes to
deposit some money in his bank
account. The teller asks him:
"Twin, Queen or Kingsize?"