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Martooner

Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Special Delivery.

When I was born, the doctor slapped
my face.  Then he gave me a cigar.

Posted by Martin Baker at 3:53 AM

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