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Martooner

Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

You Must Be Nuts

On a walk.
On College, (having
passed University).
Stop next to a retaining
wall on the edge of a
U of T building. A squirrel
comes up and looks right
at me. Let's stop this
culture of entitlement.
Even the damn squirrels
expect a hand out.
Nuts to that.
Posted by Martin Baker at 8:52 AM

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