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Martooner

Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Sold To The Highest Ibidder

On my daily walk.
On Queens Quay when
I notice a guy lying
under a Blue Jays Blanket.
At his feet is a sign on a
piece of cardboard which reads;
"Broke and Ugly. Can you help me?"
I'd suggest contacting a philanthropic
plastic surgeon.
Posted by Martin Baker at 2:00 AM

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