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Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Ringing The Buzzard

They suggest you prepare
your "elevator speech".
Which is all fine and dandy
but I live on the third floor.
Now if I worked at the CN
tower, well that would be
a different storey.
Posted by Martin Baker at 2:23 AM

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