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Spa Humbug.

Chrome Wasn't Gilt In A Day.

Advertising slogan for a hotel
in Italy:  "Rome With A View."

Got My Dojo Working.

Gulliver's T-Shirt Slogan:
"I'm Big In Lilliput."

12 Steppe Program.

Overheard while preparing for a
party in Nova Scotia:
"Keep the kids out of the mix."

Talc Is Cheap

Overheard on Death Row:
The Commute Is Killing Me.

Yule Be Sorry.

If it weren't for coffee tables,
would we ever bark our shins?