Bench Marx.

With the park bench gone,
the "rest" is history.

Sucker Airborne Every Minute.

Overheard in a Daycare:
"They cried when I sat
down at the piano, but
when I started to play..."

Lists Tick Me Off.

Overheard in a bank:
"Money doesn't grow on trees."
"Especially this Branch."

Count Me Inn

Dracula is at a job interview.
The interviewer asks him;
"Where do you not see yourself
in five years?"

I'm With Cupid.

A Mom says to her son;
"Do you always have to hide
the landline phone when your
friends come over?"