Coward Johnson's

Chicken Out Time 11a.m.
Stay with us and we'll throw
in the towel.

GPS I Love You

Walking down Elm street.
Police car parked off to one side.
Car pulls up across from police car,
Female driver asks officer;  "Where's
Elm street?"  Cop points to the road.
"Right here."  Woman says;  "Wanna
buy a lousy GPS?"  Another Toronto
moment.