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Martooner

Comedy writing, puns, jokes, aphorisms, and miscellaneous humour by Martin Baker.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Lord, it's hard to be crumble when you're parfait in every way.

"Hey, who put my homework in the cookie jar?"
Posted by Martin Baker at 2:08 AM No comments:

Friday, February 10, 2012

Writhing Off Into The Sunset.

Oliver Twist at a travel agency.
"Please. sir. Can I have Samoa?"
Posted by Martin Baker at 4:55 AM No comments:
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