The Devil And The Debussy.

Early Music:

When The Symphony gets

the jump on the conductor.

The Fab Four Seasons

Norwegian Woodwinds.

Get Bach/Classical Beatles

Come Toccata.

Hey Prelude.

The Fugue On The Hill.

I Want To Hold Your Handel.

TaxTelemann.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's

Club Sarabande.

Lady Sonata.

Yule Do For Now

Old enough to know to read the fine

print, but need special glasses.

Been around the block a few times,

but still can`t find a !%?&" parking

place.

Poutine On The Ritz

I worked my way up from

unpaid intern to unpaid CEO.

Embrace Yourself

Take it to the limo one more time.

"Hey, who put my homework in

the cookie jar?"