To Have And To Cuckold

I'm an annual optimist.

Slippery When Wed.

Here's Tofu, Mrs. Robinson.

The Merchant Of Venison

My favourite subject in

High School?

Sweat-shop.

Ground Control To Uncle Tom

Can vegetarians meet?

Ground Control To Peeping Tom

Overheard at a hairstylists:

"Last time I let a Temp do

my Perm."

Write On

They say "write what you know."

Here goes:

.

It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Bling.

Saw a gaggle of geese heading south.

One of the geese had a sign on its

back which read "Honk If You're

Canadian."

The Butter Way

The T.T.C. is striving to

improve customer service.

It's working.

Saw a bus driver give

up the driver's seat to

an elderly lady.

Hey Mister Trampoline Man...

Blue Condo A La Turk.

Been There. Dundas.

She crossed my mind and

the room.