GPS I Love You.

Things to say while waiting for

a streetcar: "Whaddya think?"

"Think it's a myth?"

"The Bitter Way?"

"Red Rocket Science."

"Chit" My Cabby Says.

"I could have dunced all night."

Donkey Quixote

Woman sitting on a donkey.

She asks her husband;

"Does this ass make my pants

look big?"

There's A Bad Honeymoon Rising

With a group of people waiting for the shuttle bus

to take us to the IKEA store.

I say to another customer; "They must be

assembling it."

Hirsute Case

Trivial Hirsute.