Canny Opener

Went to a wonderful year end concert at the school that my brother's children go to. As we filed out of the gym, a teenage boy was holding the door for everybody. I said to him: "Looks like you've got yourself a new job." "Yes", he replied, "And there's plenty of openings."

A Cautionary Tale

While walking down the street the other day, I looked up at a
tree and in its branches was a long strip of plastic yellow tape with the word "caution" repeated in black lettering.
I thought to myself, "Hmm, someone has thrown caution to the wind."